Introducing the Church of Transphobia - Join us in our Gametes and Genitals Worship!

Are you tired of seeing transgender individuals living their lives with dignity and respect? Do you long for the days when you could openly discriminate against marginalized communities without consequence? Where any kind of sick cross sex activity was kept in the closet where it belonged? Look no further than the Church of Transphobia, where we celebrate ignorance, fear-mongering, and the denial of science!

At the Church of Transphobia, we believe that every transgender person's identity is a result of mental illness, social contagion, or a deep-seated desire to excel in sports, or whatever else we make up this week. We reject the countless studies and expert opinions that affirm the validity of transgender identities and instead choose to cherry-pick anecdotes and pseudoscience to support our bigoted views. We even sprinkle in some conspiracy theories for variety and to broaden our base.

Our congregation is filled with a diverse array of individuals, from self-proclaimed "gender critical" activists and TERFs (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists) to "concerned parents" and "rapid-onset gender dysphoria" enthusiasts. We're proud to partner with like-minded organizations such as Libs of Tik Tok, Moms for Liberty, and Mumsnet, Genspec, SEGM, and ATCSI who share our commitment to spreading misinformation and denying the rights of transgender individuals.

As a member of the Church of Transphobia, you'll have access to our extensive library of debunked theories, misleading statistics, and fearmongering propaganda. You'll learn how to disguise your hatred as "concern" and your bigotry as "protecting women and children." And if anyone calls you out on your transphobia, simply claim that you're being "canceled" by the “woke mob” that is infected by the “mind virus”.

At the Church of Transphobia, you might be surprised to learn that we pride ourselves on our commitment to sustainability. That’s right! We believe in recycling outdated and debunked arguments for prejudice, ensuring that no bigoted talking point goes to waste. Our dedicated team of researchers works tirelessly to repackage old stereotypes and fearmongering tactics, giving them a fresh coat of paint for a new generation of transphobes. For the more fiction loving folks, we even have a few writers on staff who make up the best heart-wrenching stories to recruit parents in crisis! It is our most popular recruitment channel!

But the Church of Transphobia isn't just about spreading hatred and ignorance - we also offer support services for parents who refuse to accept their transgender children. And don’t worry if you do not reject them yet, because once we are done with you, you will! Our team of unlicensed "experts" will provide you with dangerous, unethical advice on how to deny your child's identity and force them back into the closet. Who needs unconditional love and support when you can have a parent who prioritizes their own prejudices over their child's well-being?

At the Church of Transphobia, we understand the one of our best survival tools is the importance of playing the victim while actively harming others. That's why we offer exclusive access to our self-victimization support groups and echo chambers, where you can drown out the voices of your loved ones and surround yourself with like-minded bigots. Our expert gaslighters will train you in the art of denying reality, rejecting your transgender child, and portraying yourself as the real victim in all of this. Embrace the power of our secret blend of doublethink as you simultaneously claim to love your child while actively undermining their identity and emotional and mental well-being!

So why wait? Join the Church of Transphobia today and become a proud boy member of a community that values ignorance, bigotry, and the denial of basic human rights. Together, we can work to make the world a better place where only two genders exist - by any means necessary!

*Legal Disclaimer: The Church of Transphobia is not responsible for any harm caused by our dangerous rhetoric or the spread of misinformation, including but not limited to: stochastic terrorism, damage to the mental health of transgender individuals and their loved ones, increased risk of suicide, familial estrangement, discrimination, harassment, violence, or any other consequences resulting from our bigoted views and actions. By joining the Church of Transphobia, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless the organization and its members from any and all liability arising from your participation in our hateful activities. In the event of legal action, the Church of Transphobia reserves the right to throw you under the bus and deny any association with your bigoted behavior. But hey, at least you'll feel superior to a marginalized group of people!