Woman Bravely Endures Friendship with Someone Who Holds Different Opinions
Local hero risks everything by not immediately cutting off lifelong friend
PORTLAND, OR - In a stunning display of courage and resilience, local woman Sarah Thompson, 38, has chosen to continue her friendship with Jessica Davis, 37, despite the fact that Davis holds slightly different opinions on gender identity and relationships.1
"I sobbed after this conversation," Thompson bravely recalled, referring to a recent exchange with Davis. "But since I didn't want to lose her as a friend and, perhaps more truthfully, I couldn't bear to see the full degree to which this ideology has invaded even what I once thought was the best of minds, I didn't take it any further."
Thompson, who has known Davis since graduate school, says she has been "victimized" by her friend's refusal to conform to her worldview. "There are these words and concepts that you can't analyze anymore," she lamented. "Like you can't 'yuck someone's yum,' or 'shame their kink,' or 'question their identity' while they are actually acting destructively, hurting others and themselves."2
Despite the unimaginable hardship of maintaining a friendship with someone who occasionally challenges her beliefs, Thompson has heroically resisted the urge to "cancel" Davis and block her on all social media platforms. "I allowed our relationship to continue, fed now only by birthday wishes instead of deep conversations," she said, highlighting the incredible sacrifice she has made.
Experts agree that Thompson's bravery is unparalleled. "In a world where everything has a color on the rainbow or its own flag, nothing is allowed to be questioned or seen as anything other than beautiful and deserving of acceptance," said Dr. Emily Chen, a professor of social psychology at the University of Oregon. "Sarah's willingness to tolerate the existence of different opinions is truly remarkable."
For her part, Thompson remains committed to enduring the friendship, despite the emotional toll it takes on her. "Yes, as I have certainly been reminded of late, I know that when you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail," she said. "But I'll add that when everything has a color on the rainbow or its own flag, nothing is allowed to be questioned or seen as anything other than beautiful and deserving of acceptance, regardless of the developmental, psychological, and societal layers that we all used to understand until five minutes ago." she was quoted as saying, as she sat on her front patio, where her straight pride and cis pride flags fly on either side.
At press time, Thompson was seen bravely scrolling through Davis's Facebook feed, looking for any signs of ideological deviation that would justify ending the friendship once and for all.
Names and ages are changed to protect the privacy and anonymity of the people involved. ↩
This satire is inspired from this post: “Everything, Everywhere Under the Rainbow”
Content Warning: that site and article are transphobic in nature. ↩
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