JOURNAL OF SATIRICAL PSYCHOLOGY Volume 47, Issue 3 - May 2025 PITT., Women, TWA., Men, TMA., Ary, N.Bin., Der Fluid, G. Abstract This groundbreaking study examines the peculiar psychological condition known as “Trans Derangement Syndrome” (TDS), characterized by an obsessive fixation on strangers’ gender identities and an overwhelming compulsion
Debunking the "War on Reality" When someone throws around terms like "gaslighting," "psychological weapon," and "narcissistic abuse" to describe how respecting people's gender identities is supposedly damaging society... well, that's when I start to smell what the farmers
A quick response to an 'anonymous letter' posted on pittparents.com Oh good, another ‘concerned parent’ letter about transgender people![1] Because if there's one thing the world desperately needed, it's more unqualified opinions from an ‘anonymous parent’ masquerading as ‘reasonable concern’ from someone
The Sequel Nobody Asked For Bad historical analogies have long been a favorite tool of those opposing civil rights. In a recent Genspect article, tech consultant-turned-religious scholar Daniel Howard James attempted to frame transgender identity as a modern reincarnation of ancient Gnosticism. A historical reach so impressive it would qualify
When it comes to politics, it is not what you say that matters, it is what you do. With Pride coming up, I really want to take a moment to talk about some introspection, allyship, and tangible outcomes. Not just any allyship. I mean the kind that lives in our
A Comprehensive Debunking of Daniel Howard James's Article for Genspect Folks, grab a cup of coffee and settle in. We need to have a serious conversation about misleading rhetoric disguised as academic analysis. Daniel Howard James’ recent article “Why Do Transgender People Hate Their Bodies?” published on Genspect’
When Transphobes Play Historian: Debunking A Parish Councillor’s Unqualified Attack on Transgender People Bad historical analogies have long been a favorite tool of those opposing civil rights, right up there with selective Bible quotes and ‘just asking questions.’ The latest entry in this dubious tradition comes from Genspect’s
'First they came for the scientists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a scientist...' If you're wondering why we're opening with a variation of Pastor Niemöller's famous quote, stick around, folks. We've got ourselves a situation
Folks, I've gotta tell you – I never thought I'd see the day when people being happy would be considered evidence of a global conspiracy. But here we are in 2025, and according to some corners of the internet, trans people experiencing joy is not just suspicious
The Inconvenient Truth About "Concerned" Parents Who Push Their Children Away Folks, we've got another parent wondering why their adult child wants nothing to do with them while simultaneously documenting exactly why their child wants nothing to do with them (Scroll down past the references to
When Parents Blame Everyone But Themselves Folks, we need to talk about family estrangement and the growing trend of blaming transgender people for it. In their latest article, Graham Linehan presents a collection of heart-wrenching stories from parents whose adult children have gone 'no contact,' all while framing
Birth Certificates Are Living Documents, Not Historical Monuments When it comes to official documentation, facts matter. So let's examine some important facts about birth certificates – what they are, how they work, and why allowing transgender people to update them is consistent with longstanding practices across the United States.
The following is a satirical open letter from God to the author of "Finding Eternity"1 Dear J.S. Kasimir, It's Me, God.2 Yes, THAT God – the one you've been crossing yourself to and bowing eastward toward every morning. First off, we need
No, Gender-Affirming Care Is Not Like Aztec Sacrifice Hey there, folks. Let's talk about the recent article from pittparents. You ever notice how some folks will reach so far for an analogy that they might dislocate their shoulder? Well, that's exactly what happened in an article
An Inconvenient Truth about "Time for a Shift in the 'Gender-Affirming Care' Debate" by Colin Wright Hey, folks. I've spent enough time wading through the murky waters of anti-trans rhetoric to recognize when someone's trying to pass off a personal belief system
I know I have been tied up with work and life for a while, and have been pretty much unplugged outside of work, so I am a bit behind on things. That is why today we are examining what happens when someone gives the Department of Justice a subscription to
Inconvenient Truths
This isn't sloppy science; it's precision-engineered disinformation with government letterhead.
The Insidious Threat of Government Censorship to Our Democracy PITT Feb 11, 2025 Hey everyone, it has been a while - things have been quite busy and exhausting for me, which has not been conducive to my writing. So this is not as polished or as in-depth and well cited
Together may we make real, positive, and effective change Though I am not member of small stack, I 100% support what Robin Taylor (he/him) and the SmallStack Library in their efforts and for what they are standing for in their open letter campaign. Therefore I wish to add my
Hi everyone, it has been a while since my last post. Truth be told, at the end of every year, I do my best to set aside some time to take stock, introspect, and evaluate. I take a critical look at myself and what I did well, what good did
and Festive Family Failures
Or A Guide to Modern Witch-Hunting (Without Getting Your Hands Dirty)
Every Trans person down in Smallville liked Trans Santa a lot, But The Fret1, who lived scrolling online, most certainly did NOT! The Fret hated Trans Santa! Their entire giving season! Now, please don't ask why, we all know the reason. It wasn't that youth were
And yes, this means you are a bigot